Comedy With Stretch Marks

I tell stories about love, marriage, children, divorce, dating after fifty, aging parents, hiking, perimenopause, shoes, and more shoes, sex, awkward sex, menopause, grown children, viagra, yoga, and popcorn.

Welcome to my life silly, painful, hilarious, awkward and very cheeky!

I hope this makes you feel better about your own life, cause we all fall down. So we might as well laugh about.

ENJOY!

087: Love Bites – Spider

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085: Love Bites – Smoke Sign

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It Takes a Village to Raise a Grown Up feat. Sanyika Street

Your Fans are Waiting – and a spoken word piece at the end— WHOA! How would you describe yourself? Motivational person who teaches people how to be their best self and love their best self- and their worst self Let’s take all this and make something...
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My Break Up Recipe

A little honesty… When my boyfriend & i broke up I read 7 eBooks on how to get your boyfriend back Read 5 books on how to move on from heartbreak Stayed at 2 ashrams Saw 4 psychics 2 healers Went to 293 yoga classes 986 down dogs 5 Eckhart Toile Audio Classes...
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If You’re not Living, You’re Dying: Weird Girls, Funny Women feat. Shannon Bobo

Shannon Bobo I really just think if I have her close to me for 50 minutes, then I can grab some of that youthful exuberance, that vivaciousness, that positive feeling that it will stick to me like glue.. “I just have this zest for life, I guess. It’s not...
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