Comedy With Stretch Marks
I tell stories about love, marriage, children, divorce, dating after fifty, aging parents, hiking, perimenopause, shoes, and more shoes, sex, awkward sex, menopause, grown children, viagra, yoga, and popcorn.
Welcome to my life… silly, painful, hilarious, awkward and very cheeky!
I hope this makes you feel better about your own life, cause we all fall down. So we might as well laugh about.
An Honestly Lisa confession... I had a sex dream about Ron Howard. Yeah, that guy. Not that I ever thought about Ron Howard in that way... Ever! But holy moly was it hot! He was a beautiful lover! And the whole thing was super dreamy, candlelight and he kept...read more
Shannon Whaley Traveling Wildwoman! Women's business and marketing coach - works with passionate and driven service based entrepreneurs, taking side gigs and turning them into sustainable businesses. Lisa gets sidetracked to begin with, forgets to eat and then...read more
Planning for the worst How to leave a love note on iTunes for my Podcast. From your computer: 1. Open the iTunes software on your desktop. (Not the web version.) 2. In the search bar (upper right-hand corner), type in “Honestly Lisa”. 3. Click on our album cover that...read more
I'm just trying to understand why they voted for Trump. You have been listening to a Love Bite! Love Bite's are based on real conversations from my LOVE LIFE. The man in this episode and actually every Love Bite is played by the one and only Robbie Rist. We've made...read more
Aging gracefully with each other's help... Our body becomes so much more human as we age and we learn new normal in humility. Sprouting wild hairs and leaky bodies can be sexy. Okay, not really, but I am desperately trying to tell myself a different story. How to...read more
Lisa Orkin feat. Jennifer Vally I admit that this episode is ripe with name dropping, and might not be very deep. But it was good to talk to someone who I feel is a contemporary of mine as well as someone who was in the same shoes as a young mom and comedian. Ye Olde...read more
Just in time for Valentine's Day.. How to leave a love note on iTunes for my Podcast. From your computer: 1. Open the iTunes software on your desktop. (Not the web version.) 2. In the search bar (upper right-hand corner), type in “Honestly Lisa”. 3. Click on...read more
Sleeping together after fifty is a riot! Honestly, between getting up to pee 3 times each. We try to go right after each other to lessen the parade in hopes of getting actual sleep. Yep, it's a pee pee parade. Then there's free floating anxiety, heart palpitation,...read more
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I Got Love Bite’s?
Love Bites are re-creations of real deal conversations from my love life. Little mini ROM-COM’s for your ears. You can listen to the one below and if you likey click here to listen to more.