Comedy with Stretch Marks

I talk about love, children, marriage, divorce, dating after 50, aging parents, hiking, perimenopause, shoes and more shoes, PMS, good sex, awkward sex, menopause, grown children, viagra, yoga and popcorn...

this is my life, silly, cheeky and just plain weird

I hope this makes you feel better about your life

Love Can Bite!

Love Bites are audio clips based on real conversations from my funny & awkward love life, featuring my friend Robbie Rist, who plays every man who has graced my path.

like mini romantic comedies

Random Thoughts

Is it wrong when I see a nice guy my age and wonder how healthy his wife is? When I die, bury me in a size 2 dress and leave the back open … ‘cause eventually, it will fit me. Do animals go through menopause? Don’t ever ask someone if they’re pregnant unless you see a leg hanging out between their legs. I woke up this morning and found three more pairs of leopard shoes in my closet. I wonder if my cat likes me, or is that a reflection of how I feel about myself? My nail lady looked in my eyes when she massaged my hands today. It felt so intimate I started to giggle. Savasana would be so much better if my yoga teacher would lay his toned, hard body on top of me. Yes, I said that! I have to work so hard not to fart and sneeze. Since I became a vegetarian, I smell like Campbell's vegetable soup when I work out. Super hot ... I know.

The Blog

Has your cat ever broken up you & boyfriend?

Barry Neikrug I come from a family of classical musicians. I play and teach classical piano. I have also been a comedian and actor for over 30 years. Occupation:  teacher, comic, actor Relationship Status: Divorced Sign: Leo Celebrity Doppelganger: Richard Gere Favorite Food: Lobster   Jake West

Are Love & Open Relationships last years Acai Berry?

Bob Abrahams I am an engineer. I have an engineering degree from Swarthmore College, a small (highly ranked) liberal arts school near Philadelphia. My professional career was television and film engineering management, working with a team to get the project done. I started at this before everything became a computer. I am officially old. At […]