Comedy For Women Only

This is a blog about love, children, marriage, divorce, dating after 50, aging parents, food, perimenopause, shoes and more shoes, PMS, good sex, awkward sex, menopause, grown children, viagra.

I'm Lisa and this is my life, silly, cheeky and just plain weird.

Love Can Bite!

Love Bites are audio clips based on real conversations from my funny & awkward love life, featuring my friend Robbie Rist, who plays every man who has graced my path.

like mini romantic comedies

Random Thoughts

Is it wrong when I see a nice guy my age and wonder how healthy his wife is? When I die, bury me in a size 2 dress and leave the back open … ‘cause eventually, it will fit me. Do animals go through menopause? Don’t ever ask someone if they’re pregnant unless you see a leg hanging out between their legs. I woke up this morning and found three more pairs of leopard shoes in my closet. I wonder if my cat likes me, or is that a reflection of how I feel about myself? My nail lady looked in my eyes when she massaged my hands today. It felt so intimate I started to giggle. Savasana would be so much better if my yoga teacher would lay his toned, hard body on top of me. Yes, I said that! I have to work so hard not to fart and sneeze. Since I became a vegetarian, I smell like Campbell's vegetable soup when I work out. Super hot ... I know.

The Blog

Relationship Communication Skills

This Week’s Podcast: What is “enough” attention in a partnership? Guests: Chris Bonno, Rick Overton This week, we’re discussing how many times a day do you need to check in with your partner to feel like you’re getting enough attention.     Chris Bonno Occupation: Chris Bonno is a professional comedian and artist. Relationship Status: Taken Sign: […]

KISS ME! DEATH IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER!

When I want someone new to kiss me, it’s a crazy case of making anything innuendo. I am 52 and still don’t know how to give the KISS ME NOW look. I have been known to just blurt KISS ME! It’s scary to blurt, but life is moving faster & faster! So I’m a little impatient. KISS ME, DEATH IS […]

Do Gentlemen Still Exist? Or Is Chivalry Dead?

This week, I ask the men what they think of chivalry and being gentlemen, and if it’s even necessary in a modern relationship. Dode Levenson Dode Levenson is a film and television writer/producer from Boston whose latest film, a sweet little romantic comedy called One Small Hitch is available right now on Pay Per View, […]