[Tweet theme=”tweet-box-normal-blue”]“You can carry nothing really easily.” -Paula Killen #honestlylisa[/Tweet]

Paula does a Charity Event the second Monday of every month called Write Club”, check it out!

-Paula dated a guy who shared a birthday with Ronald Reagan. On his birthday he decided he wanted to piss on Reagan’s grave, so he brought a bottle of pee to pour on his grave. Then he ran.

-Michael was bad as a boyfriend but Jim was worse.

-Your partnership is a mirror of where you’re at in life

-It was 10 year relationship where the guy couldn’t commit. And then he did and I didn’t.

-Lisa lost her sense of humor in the breakup with Jim

-Paula took 5 years off of dating…

[Tweet theme=”tweet-box-normal-blue”]“To have someone who looked after me was like the coziest sweater.” -Paula Killen #honestlylisa[/Tweet]

-Don’t watch the news, just makes you sad and angry

-Sometimes I feel like I just want to run away

-Paula asks: “Have you ever had sex with someone you weren’t attracted to?”

-Sex in your dreams has to be better than real sex

-Younger girls are intrinsically willing to compromise, they want to be the girl that’s cool with everything.

-Don’t do The Moth


[Tweet theme=”tweet-box-normal-blue”]“Oh, she’s so much more interesting than her picture.” -Lisa on first seeing Paula #honestlylisa[/Tweet]

-My mom used to say, rip up those ugly pictures, so when people look back at you they can go look how pretty she was.

-There has been a man masturbating on my lawn in the mornings.

Links:

Xanax

Bikram Yoga

Girls

Orange is the New Black

Late Show with David Letterman

The Comedy Store

VEEP

Enlightened

Transparent

Dreyfus Fund

iO West Improv

Name Dropping:

Janet Reno

Bernie Sanders

Hillary Clinton

Gloria Steinem

Louis C.K

Woody Allen

Jay Leggett

Roseanne Barr

Sarah Silverman

Maria Bamford

Amy Schumer

Julia Louis-Dreyfus

Marc Maron

Laura Dern

Wanda Sykes

Norman Lear

Robbie Rist

Dick Orkin

Jill Soloway

Eileen Myles

Cherry Jones

Jack Nicholson

Angelica Huston

Adam Goldberg

Dweezil Zappa

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