Sleeping Together After 50 is a Riot!

Sleeping Together After 50 is a Riot!

Sleeping together after fifty is a riot! Honestly, between getting up to pee 3 times each. We try to go right after each other to lessen the parade in hopes of getting actual sleep. Yep, it’s a pee pee parade.  Then there’s free floating anxiety, heart...

Deadly Dating and a Dad from Carpool Line

There is a hairy naked man lying in my bed, and I don’t even know his middle name. He’s wearing obsession and I’m wearing cucumber scent together we smell like shwarma. It’s our third date, the sex date. My mom fixed me up with him. He’s...
My Break Up Recipe

My Break Up Recipe

A little honesty… When my boyfriend & i broke up I read 7 eBooks on how to get your boyfriend back Read 5 books on how to move on from heartbreak Stayed at 2 ashrams Saw 4 psychics 2 healers Went to 293 yoga classes 986 down dogs 5 Eckhart Toile Audio Classes...
Perimenopause the Horror!

Perimenopause the Horror!

Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you. Friedrich Nietzsche...