Perimenopause the Horror!

Perimenopause the Horror!

Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you. Friedrich Nietzsche...
Can Kale Chips Kill Love?

Can Kale Chips Kill Love?

Is your relationship ready for a road trip? Would you date a man who eats spirulina balls? My refrigerator is full of kale and greens. I can’t imagine something greasy, or eating meat. Pamela Anderson...
Will the real Lisa Ann Orkin please stand up!

Will the real Lisa Ann Orkin please stand up!

Really? Really? Really? I talk to my best friend at least once a day and sometimes 3 or 4 time a day. Will the real Lisa Ann Orkin please stand up! I think I know me and then I lose sight of myself. I feel like I am five and sitting in the middle of a clothing...
Friends With Benefits

Friends With Benefits

Can an oxytocin rush turn Dick Cheney into Jesus? “What exactly does that expression mean, ‘friends with benefits’? Does he provide her with health insurance?” Chuck...
KISS ME! DEATH IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER!

KISS ME! DEATH IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER!

When I want someone new to kiss me, it’s a crazy case of making anything innuendo. I am 52 and still don’t know how to give the KISS ME NOW look. I have been known to just blurt KISS ME! It’s scary to blurt, but life is moving faster & faster! So...