Sleeping Together After 50 is a Riot!

Sleeping together after fifty is a riot! Honestly, between getting up to pee 3 times each. We try to go right after each other to lessen¬†the parade in hopes of getting actual sleep. Yep, it’s a pee pee parade.¬† Then there’s free floating anxiety, heart...

Deadly Dating and a Dad from Carpool Line

There is a hairy naked man lying in my bed, and I don’t even know his middle name. He’s wearing obsession and I’m wearing cucumber scent together we smell like shwarma. It’s our third date, the sex date. My mom fixed me up with him. He’s...