Dear Ovaries,

Please understand my childbearing years are over and you can take a rest. The eggs that are left are surely hardboiled and not capable of letting an errant sperm in. I no longer need you.

You can keep a little estrogen going to keep my skin looking youthful and my bones strong and healthy and to keep me from growing a beard. I am no longer in need of your regular visit anymore.. or ever fucking again.

Thank you for all the great service.

Kindly,
Lisa

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