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Moms are Allowed to be Funny Too! feat. Jennifer Vally

Lisa Orkin feat. Jennifer Vally I admit that this episode is ripe with name dropping, and might not be very deep. But it was good to talk to someone who I feel is a contemporary of mine as well as someone who was in the same shoes as a young mom and comedian. Ye Olde...

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111: Lisa Orkin’s Love Bites Don’t Love You Anymore

Just in time for Valentine's Day..   How to leave a love note on iTunes for my Podcast. From your computer: 1. Open the iTunes software on your desktop. (Not the web version.) 2. In the search bar (upper right-hand corner), type in “Honestly Lisa”. 3. Click on...

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Sleeping Together After 50 is a Riot!

Sleeping together after fifty is a riot! Honestly, between getting up to pee 3 times each. We try to go right after each other to lessen the parade in hopes of getting actual sleep. Yep, it's a pee pee parade.  Then there's free floating anxiety, heart palpitation,...

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109: Lisa Orkin’s Love Bites: TV Talking

Lisa Orkin's Love Bites: TV Talking How to leave a love note on iTunes for my Podcast. From your computer: 1. Open the iTunes software on your desktop. (Not the web version.) 2. In the search bar (upper right-hand corner), type in “Honestly Lisa”. 3. Click on our...

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Am I too Old to be a Digital Nomad? feat. Hannah Dixon

    Hannah Dixon - Digital Nomad (Links coming soon!) She's currently in Hanoi, although based out of Bangkok. Sardinia, Sicily, Budapest... I want to live your life" - Lisa I think the pros outweigh the cons for sure." - Hannah The digital nomad community...

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107: FART Lisa Orkin’s Love Bites

Love Bites are bite-sized romantic comedies based on actual conversations from my love life... to help you feel better about your life. Listen in. #honestlylisa How to leave a love note on iTunes for my Podcast. From your computer: 1. Open the iTunes software on your...

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I Got Love Bite's?

Love Bites are re-creations of real deal conversations from my love life. Little mini ROM-COM's for your ears. You can listen to the one below and if you likey click here to listen to more.

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