Comedy With Stretch Marks
I tell stories about love, marriage, children, divorce, dating after fifty, aging parents, hiking, perimenopause, shoes, and more shoes, sex, awkward sex, menopause, grown children, viagra, yoga, and popcorn.
Welcome to my life… silly, painful, hilarious, awkward and very cheeky!
I hope this makes you feel better about your own life, cause we all fall down. So we might as well laugh about.
There is a hairy naked man lying in my bed, and I don't even know his middle name. He's wearing obsession and I'm wearing cucumber scent together we smell like shwarma. It's our third date, the sex date. My mom fixed me up with him. He's the first man I've been naked...read more
Amanda Maynard is the "Get UnStuck Coach," for people transitioning in business. I'm really good at clearing a path for people. I feel like I've been in the woods since I was 2. - Lisa Earliest memories of learning and sharing information. "The universe kept putting...read more
I never expected to have a child. Never. But then I decided maybe I wanted to. My spiritual, jewelry designing daughter, Becca Cuellar. Can't remember when we met, how rude. Doesn't know how long we've known each other. But I remember her in my uterus! I made her!...read more
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I Got Love Bite’s?
Love Bites are re-creations of real deal conversations from my love life. Little mini ROM-COM’s for your ears. You can listen to the one below and if you likey click here to listen to more.