Comedy With Stretch Marks

I tell stories about love, marriage, children, divorce, dating after fifty, aging parents, hiking, perimenopause, shoes, and more shoes, sex, awkward sex, menopause, grown children, viagra, yoga, and popcorn.

Welcome to my life… silly, painful, hilarious, awkward and very cheeky!

I hope this makes you feel better about your own life, cause we all fall down. So we might as well laugh about.

ENJOY!

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I tell stories about love, marriage, children, divorce, dating after fifty, aging parents, hiking, perimenopause, shoes, sex, awkward sex, menopause, grown children, yoga, spiritual stuff and just about anything else I can think of…

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When is the right time to say “I Love You?”

I blurted! Is there any way to take it back? So what if I said it first? Can you say I love you with no expectation? Can you say I love you because it's true? Why is this a problem? Cause I got burned. I don't call you handsome, sir, though I love you most dearly: far...

I Slept with Ron Howard

  An Honestly Lisa confession... I had a sex dream about Ron Howard. Yeah, that guy. Not that I ever thought about Ron Howard in that way... Ever! But holy moly was it hot! He was a beautiful lover! And the whole thing was super dreamy, candlelight and he kept...

I’m a Prolific Time Waster? Feat. Ellen Goodwin

Do you waste time? Do you get lost in all the stuff you need to get done? I do! I do! That is why I am getting help form productivity expert Ellen Goodwin. I'm a time waster and sup disorganized. I try! I do! Honestly, I was the kid with the perpetually messy desk in...

Cheap joke! Don’t Ever Ask The Age Of My Pussy!

                  I am sitting in the waiting room at the vet, a women holding a tiny dog with a Flock Of Seagulls hairdo looks at me and says... Women: How old is your cat? Me:          87 Women: In cat years? Me:        ...

How Do You Want to Die? with Dr. Martha Joe Atkins

“I intend to live forever, or die trying.” Groucho Marx

How Do You Want to Die? with Dr. Martha Joe Atkins

Here is a link to Dr. Martha Joe Atkins’ website!

I Got Love Bite’s?

Love Bites are re-creations of real deal conversations from my love life. Little mini ROM-COM’s for your ears. You can listen to the one below and if you likey click here to listen to more.

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Story, Story, Story! Feat. Marsha Shandur

Story, Story, Story! Feat. Marsha Shandur

Marsha Shandur is the shit and my spirit animal! Growing up in a Russian family, stories were in Marsha's blood, the currency of her family conversations. she received a psychology degree from the University of Edinburgh then did a 15-year stint as a Radio DJ, where I...

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Paleo Shmaleo!  Feed Me! feat. Cristina Curp

Paleo Shmaleo! Feed Me! feat. Cristina Curp

I ate chocolate covered Strawberries on Valentine's day and woke with a migraine. I only ate four! I love food and it does not always love me! I don't do well-eating grain and sugar. Bloat, brain fog, and bad sugar numbers! So, I need to be creative in the kitchen......

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Episode Epic Danger feat. Nick McArthur

Episode Epic Danger feat. Nick McArthur

Every once in a while you find someone you know you have to be friends with and for me that's Nick. He is kind, tough, romantic, evolved and super real and cool. And this is why I love Nick, in Nick's words, "I’m a dude, with a wife, five kids an online...

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I Blocked You!

I Blocked You!

  2017 you brought me to my knees more than once.   We fought and struggled but I am still here mother fucker.   I will not make friends with you!   I will let you go with kindness, tears, and anger. Don’t come knocking.   I deleted you and blocked you.   We will not...

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Don’t ever ask someone if they’re pregnant unless you see a leg hanging out between their legs.

My nail lady looked in my eyes when she massaged my hands today. It felt so intimate I started to giggle.

When I was eighteen, I got a tattoo of Janis Joplin on my hip. When I got pregnant, Janis grew and grew and grew, then snapped back. Now she looks like a sad Woody Allen.

I have to work so hard not to fart when I sneeze.

Is it wrong when I see a nice guy my age and wonder how healthy his wife is?

I wonder if my cat likes me, or is that a reflection of how I feel about myself?

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