Comedy With Stretch Marks

I tell stories about love, marriage, children, divorce, dating after fifty, aging parents, hiking, perimenopause, shoes, and more shoes, sex, awkward sex, menopause, grown children, viagra, yoga, and popcorn.

Welcome to my life… silly, painful, hilarious, awkward and very cheeky!

I hope this makes you feel better about your own life, cause we all fall down. So we might as well laugh about.

ENJOY!

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I tell stories about love, marriage, children, divorce, dating after fifty, aging parents, hiking, perimenopause, shoes, sex, awkward sex, menopause, grown children, yoga, spiritual stuff and just about anything else I can think of…

And I have all kinds of ways of sharing my stories, audio, video, words and on my podcast. Below are some shortcuts. That’s me ↓

 

Popular Posts

Is it normal to want to kill your partner over french fries?

When I was a kid my family would pay me not to sing. Now people pay me to sing.  I'm hoping to be paid to eat french fries very soon. If you try hard enough anything is possible.

Do Gentlemen Still Exist? Or Is Chivalry Dead?

This week, I ask the men what they think of chivalry and being gentlemen, and if it's even necessary in a modern relationship. Dode Levenson Dode Levenson is a film and television writer/producer from Boston whose latest film, a sweet little romantic comedy called One...

Cheeky Pragmatism and Love

Sometimes, when I am in the studio with old friends, I forget we are recording a show that will go out to the universe. Eric and Tony are both so wise and honestly it became a little therapy sesh. We still got down and dirty! We talked about relationship...

Cheap joke! Don’t Ever Ask The Age Of My Pussy!

                  I am sitting in the waiting room at the vet, a women holding a tiny dog with a Flock Of Seagulls hairdo looks at me and says... Women: How old is your cat? Me:          87 Women: In cat years? Me:          No. Women: They don't live that long. Me:  ...

I Got Love Bite’s?

Love Bites are re-creations of real deal conversations from my love life. Little mini ROM-COM’s for your ears. You can listen to the one below and if you likey click here to listen to more.

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The Latest Posts

Story, Story, Story! Feat. Marsha Shandur

Marsha Shandur is the shit and my spirit animal! Growing up in a Russian family, stories were in Marsha's blood, the currency of her family conversations. she received a psychology degree from the University of Edinburgh then did a 15-year stint as a Radio DJ, where I...

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Paleo Shmaleo! Feed Me! feat. Cristina Curp

I ate chocolate covered Strawberries on Valentine's day and woke with a migraine. I only ate four! I love food and it does not always love me! I don't do well-eating grain and sugar. Bloat, brain fog, and bad sugar numbers! So, I need to be creative in the kitchen......

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Episode Epic Danger feat. Nick McArthur

Every once in a while you find someone you know you have to be friends with and for me that's Nick. He is kind, tough, romantic, evolved and super real and cool. And this is why I love Nick, in Nick's words, "I’m a dude, with a wife, five kids an online business. I...

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I Blocked You!

  2017 you brought me to my knees more than once.   We fought and struggled but I am still here mother fucker.   I will not make friends with you!   I will let you go with kindness, tears, and anger. Don’t come knocking.   I deleted you and blocked you.   We will not...

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Don’t ever ask someone if they’re pregnant unless you see a leg hanging out between their legs.

My nail lady looked in my eyes when she massaged my hands today. It felt so intimate I started to giggle.

When I was eighteen, I got a tattoo of Janis Joplin on my hip. When I got pregnant, Janis grew and grew and grew, then snapped back. Now she looks like a sad Woody Allen.

I have to work so hard not to fart when I sneeze.

Is it wrong when I see a nice guy my age and wonder how healthy his wife is?

I wonder if my cat likes me, or is that a reflection of how I feel about myself?

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