Please understand my childbearing years are over and you can take a rest. The eggs that are left are surely hardboiled and not capable of letting an errant sperm in. I no longer need you.
You can keep a little estrogen going to keep my skin looking youthful and my bones strong and healthy and to keep me from growing a beard. I am no longer in need of your regular visit anymore.. or ever fucking again.
Thank you for all the great service.