Love scares me! It didn’t use too! I hate seeing the ugly parts of myself… so how can I expect you to love that part of me? I have become more accepting and at the same time I don’t want to show those parts. I am more accepting of others and less tolerant of myself.

I am more excepting of others and less tolerant of myself.

When people truly love, they tolerate and embrace their love’s human parts.

I am not sure why I have lived this long without learning to love my own humility… but I’m working on it!

Will you love me if I am stinky sick with a crazy runny nose?

Will you love if you can hear my depth charge during my morning pee?

Will you love me if I can’t find my keys every three days?

Will you love me if I don’t balance my checkbook? Yes! Yes! Yes! I am human! Love me anyways!

Will love me with a giant pimple on my chin next to old lady whisker, that I can’t see cause I am to vain to always wear my glasses?

Yes, I fart! Yes, I lose things! Yes, I breakout still! Yes, hairs grow out my chin! Yes, I talk to much! Yes, I forget names! Yes, I cry over my PMS bloat!

Doug Jones

Decorated with many awards, including his induction to the Fangoria Magazine Hall Of Fame, Doug is probably the most famous person you’ve never seen. His iconic work under prosthetic make-ups have inspired journalists to call him “Today’s Lon Chaney”. Such roles as Abe Sapien in HELLBOY 1&2, The Silver Surfer in FANTASTIC 4: RISE OFF THE SILVER SURFER, Billy Butcherson in HOCUS POCUS, and Pan (the Faun) and The Pale Man in the Oscar-winning PAN’S LABYRINTH. He currently stars as Cochise on FALLING SKIES, Season 5 begins airing Sunday nights June 28th on TNT.

Occupation: Actor

Relationship Status: Happily married

Sign: Keep off the Grass

Celebrity Doppelganger: Don Knotts

Favorite Food: Tuna Casserole



Mystic Pete

Mystic Pete is an author, radio host, cellist, music and video producer, spiritual teacher, aphorist, and father of two. He has taught and organized events internationally connecting spirituality and the arts (music, dance, storytelling, and writing).

He hosts a popular radio show, “In A Dream,” one of the only broadcast shows on the West Coast featuring the DJ community, on KXLU, 88.9 fm, Los Angeles, Saturday nights at midnight PT.

Mystic Pete’s book “Mystic Pete Chronicles – Book 1: Sex & Mysticism,” a humorous introduction to mysticism with a focus on sex, is available at online bookstores worldwide.

“Mystic Pete Says…”, aphorisms featured on Elephant Journal, are illustrated by the extraordinary artist Tanya Minina.

His funny and edgy music videos can be seen at YouTube. “BassPop” music – just what it sounds like, Pop with EDM is available on iTunes, and most other online music stores.

Wow. Mystic Pete sure does a lot of things!

But wait, there’s more:

His CD “Deep Self,” for yoga, meditation and massage has been well-reviewed by Ken Wilber (Integral Institute), Genpo Roshi (Big Mind), LA Yoga, Barbara Dossey, RN, PhD & Larry Dossey, MD (authors), Lotus Yoga (Japan), and Yoga Yomu (Japan)

Occupation: Entertainer

Relationship Status: Taken

Sign: STOP

Celebrity Doppelganger: Ryan Gosling

Favorite Food: Panini