Why lunch with your ex is a bad idea unless you’re the Bionic Woman.

Yes, I am bugged by my ex dating a younger woman.

Quite a few of my ex’s are dating much younger women. (Let it go!)

Maybe that means I have the mind or the soul of a younger woman, not sure that’s a good thing.

I date older men.

I do. I have.

Ten years either way is my limit.

It’s not the age really, he could be dating Betty White. I just want to believe he is still pining for me even though I have moved on.

Lisa you were the best lover slash girlfriend I ever had. 

Lisa you are the bestest slash coolest ex-girlfriend ever.

Lisa you are the woman I measure every woman against.

Lisa no one compares to you.