Comedy With Stretch Marks

I tell stories about love, marriage, children, divorce, dating after fifty, aging parents, hiking, perimenopause, shoes, and more shoes, sex, awkward sex, menopause, grown children, viagra, yoga, and popcorn.

Welcome to my life… silly, painful, hilarious, awkward and very cheeky!

I hope this makes you feel better about your own life, cause we all fall down. So we might as well laugh about.

ENJOY!

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I tell stories about love, marriage, children, divorce, dating after fifty, aging parents, hiking, perimenopause, shoes, sex, awkward sex, menopause, grown children, yoga, spiritual stuff and just about anything else I can think of…

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Carry Me Naked

So, one afternoon I stopped by to check on him, he was sitting in the kitchen eating a tuna sandwich… completely naked with the neighbor lady Mrs. Martin, also naked, drinking tea out of my mother’s favorite teacup.

I stopped cold when I saw them; too far in the kitchen to back out they saw me. I quickly averted my eyes as to not see my father BRAVADO lying on the chair to Mrs. Martin, who’s seventy-something landing strip stared at me like an old Billy goat who was sticking his tongue out.

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PART 1: My daughter tells me a secret she's kept for over 10 years!  PART 2: I tell her a secret I've kept for over 30 years!    

084: Things our Kids Say feat. my daughter Becca Cuellar

I never expected to have a child. Never. But then I decided maybe I wanted to. My spiritual, jewelry designing daughter, Becca Cuellar.  Can't remember when we met, how rude. Doesn't know how long we've known each other. But I remember her in my uterus! I made her!...

How to Fall in Love Without Losing Your Head

Yes! I tend to lose my head when I fall in love. And at some point, I am so in I am willing to sacrifice all kinds of shit values shit to maintain a relationship. I know! Awareness is the first step! Falling in love is a bit like flying over the Bermuda Triangle, it's...

How To Get Out Of The Friend Zone: The Musical

This week the men give us a sneak peak into whether their first blumpkin is worth remembering, and what men consider a benchmark-worthy first. Lots of impromptu singing about The Lady Flower and Lisa's scar from that cute guy from Jr. High School. Zach Laliberte I'm...

I Got Love Bite’s?

Love Bites are re-creations of real deal conversations from my love life. Little mini ROM-COM’s for your ears. You can listen to the one below and if you likey click here to listen to more.

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The Latest Posts

Naked Talk feat. Karly Nimmo

Naked Talk feat. Karly Nimmo

I kind of feel naked with a bloated belly in this episode. I was so lost in my own negativity spiral when I recorded this episode. Then I found Zofie and Relax Me Happy and my perspective has really shifted. Maybe I was not ready or maybe I did not have the right...

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Stalking Happiness feat. Zofie Lloyd-Kucia

Stalking Happiness feat. Zofie Lloyd-Kucia

Since my divorce, over 15 years ago I have been on a quest for happiness and enlightenment. Books, podcasts, audio tapes, audiobooks, mantras, yoga, prayer, meditation, therapy, retreats, seminars, grateful apps, A Course of Miracles (I've done the first two weeks a...

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Till Death Us Plan Feat. Michelle Pante & Reena Lazar

Till Death Us Plan Feat. Michelle Pante & Reena Lazar

I have Michelle Pante & Reena Lazar on this episode from the glorious inspiring Willow EOL. They help us look at the things that may be scary but important to grasp because ultimately, looking at the end of our lives can inspire us to live fully right now....

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Kundalini starts where your Doo-Doo comes out feat. JP Sears

Kundalini starts where your Doo-Doo comes out feat. JP Sears

When I first saw JP Sears I fell in love with him, laughed my ass off and then I thought... WAIT! Woah, Nellie! Spiritual comedy is my bag! Then the more I watched the more I loved the door he opened! Then the more I watched the more I loved the door he opened! Then I...

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The Good Daughter feat. Kelly Carlin

The Good Daughter feat. Kelly Carlin

I have the thoughtful, smart, talented Kelly Carlin in the studio today! We have a ton in common, both tendered & raised by professionally funny men. Chickenman & The Hippy Dippy Weatherman I am not sure I have discussed the fact my dad was Chickeman. He...

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I’m a Prolific Time Waster? Feat. Ellen Goodwin

I’m a Prolific Time Waster? Feat. Ellen Goodwin

Do you waste time? Do you get lost in all the stuff you need to get done? I do! I do! That is why I am getting help form productivity expert Ellen Goodwin. I'm a time waster and sup disorganized. I try! I do! Honestly, I was the kid with the perpetually messy desk in...

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Don’t ever ask someone if they’re pregnant unless you see a leg hanging out between their legs.

My nail lady looked in my eyes when she massaged my hands today. It felt so intimate I started to giggle.

When I was eighteen, I got a tattoo of Janis Joplin on my hip. When I got pregnant, Janis grew and grew and grew, then snapped back. Now she looks like a sad Woody Allen.

I have to work so hard not to fart when I sneeze.

Is it wrong when I see a nice guy my age and wonder how healthy his wife is?

I wonder if my cat likes me, or is that a reflection of how I feel about myself?

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