Comedy With Stretch Marks

I tell stories about love, marriage, children, divorce, dating after fifty, aging parents, hiking, perimenopause, shoes, and more shoes, sex, awkward sex, menopause, grown children, viagra, yoga, and popcorn.

Welcome to my life… silly, painful, hilarious, awkward and very cheeky!

I hope this makes you feel better about your own life, cause we all fall down. So we might as well laugh about.

ENJOY!

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I tell stories about love, marriage, children, divorce, dating after fifty, aging parents, hiking, perimenopause, shoes, sex, awkward sex, menopause, grown children, yoga, spiritual stuff and just about anything else I can think of…

And I have all kinds of ways of sharing my stories, audio, video, words and on my podcast. Below are some shortcuts. That’s me ↓

 

Popular Posts

Will You Love Me Enough to Save me from a Big Bear?

In the flush of love's light, we dare be brave. And suddenly we see that love costs all we are, and will ever be. Yet it is only love which sets us free. Maya Angelou This is a true story!

My Break Up Recipe

A little honesty… When my boyfriend & i broke up I read 7 eBooks on how to get your boyfriend back Read 5 books on how to move on from heartbreak Stayed at 2 ashrams Saw 4 psychics 2 healers Went to 293 yoga classes 986 down dogs 5 Eckhart Toile Audio Classes...

Father Knows Best

I was so freaking nervous interviewing my dad and perhaps not my normal revealing self. I was feeling a bit insecure and my dad may have been too. He came into the studio with a folder full of prepared schtick. My dad dove deep into what love means to him and was...

Is a threesome on the third date a red flag?

I thought threesomes went out of style with scrunchies and Reeboks. A threesome with hot flashes sounds really hot... and not sexy hot. Not unless someone has a Chillo. My life needs editing. Mort...

How to be More Manly in Bed: When Menopause Walks in the Room

Menopause is not just for women. As we age, women lose estrogen and men lose testosterone. It evens the playing field and makes everyone grow hair in places that should never have hair sensitivity is so important NEVER CALL YOUR MAN SQUISHY! A man's only as old as the...

I Got Love Bite’s?

Love Bites are re-creations of real deal conversations from my love life. Little mini ROM-COM’s for your ears. You can listen to the one below and if you likey click here to listen to more.

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The Latest Posts

What’s Your Number? Feat. Nova Noell

What is numerology? Is there a rhyme to the science. Shelly Winter's told me I should change my name to Ollie Orkin. Would my life be different? Would I have 4 kid,s a great career and George as my husband? Or would I be an accountant living in Pheonix? And honestly...

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Self Portrait And Lopsided Self Love

I did a self-portrait. The first one I've ever done. I was hard it took a few tries and I gave on hands. I even put my lopsided boobs in it for authenticity. Grateful that I have both of them. My one boob misbehaved and had to give up a part of itself. I guess it...

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So, one afternoon I stopped by to check on him, he was sitting in the kitchen eating a tuna sandwich… completely naked with the neighbor lady Mrs. Martin, also naked, drinking tea out of my mother’s favorite teacup.

I stopped cold when I saw them; too far in the kitchen to back out they saw me. I quickly averted my eyes as to not see my father BRAVADO lying on the chair to Mrs. Martin, who’s seventy-something landing strip stared at me like an old Billy goat who was sticking his tongue out.

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Don’t ever ask someone if they’re pregnant unless you see a leg hanging out between their legs.

My nail lady looked in my eyes when she massaged my hands today. It felt so intimate I started to giggle.

When I was eighteen, I got a tattoo of Janis Joplin on my hip. When I got pregnant, Janis grew and grew and grew, then snapped back. Now she looks like a sad Woody Allen.

I have to work so hard not to fart when I sneeze.

Is it wrong when I see a nice guy my age and wonder how healthy his wife is?

I wonder if my cat likes me, or is that a reflection of how I feel about myself?

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