Comedy With Stretch Marks

I tell stories about love, marriage, children, divorce, dating after fifty, aging parents, hiking, perimenopause, shoes, and more shoes, sex, awkward sex, menopause, grown children, viagra, yoga, and popcorn.

Welcome to my life… silly, painful, hilarious, awkward and very cheeky!

I hope this makes you feel better about your own life, cause we all fall down. So we might as well laugh about.

ENJOY!

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I tell stories about love, marriage, children, divorce, dating after fifty, aging parents, hiking, perimenopause, shoes, sex, awkward sex, menopause, grown children, yoga, spiritual stuff and just about anything else I can think of…

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078: Happy, Happy, Happy! feat. Kat Frati

Wait for the other shoe to drop, cause it will. Kat Frati admits she's happy and teaches how to be happy. So, f*** it I will admit to the days that I feel happy. I will call out those moments! I am happy right now! Okay, I'm just going to go a little at a time that...

006 Normal Sex vs. Fantasy Sex

What is normal sex? On this week's episode, Kevin Forrest and Seth Shapiro are asked the hard questions about normal sex (whatever that is) vs. Fantasy Sex (whatever that is).  Kevin Forrest Kevin is The Fitness Answer Man at AskMeFitness.com  As a lifelong Fitness...

115: Dystopian Lisa Orkin’s Love Bites

Planning for the worst How to leave a love note on iTunes for my Podcast. From your computer: 1. Open the iTunes software on your desktop. (Not the web version.) 2. In the search bar (upper right-hand corner), type in “Honestly Lisa”. 3. Click on our album cover that...

A Special Mother’s Day Story: Do you know where your nipple is?

My mom could shop like nobody's business! And she was ultra feminine, lipstick, nails and hair always done. She was very natural but worked hard at it. Bathing suit shopping was always an event that took huge planning and thought in my family. Happy Mother's Day! Mom,...

I Got Love Bite’s?

Love Bites are re-creations of real deal conversations from my love life. Little mini ROM-COM’s for your ears. You can listen to the one below and if you likey click here to listen to more.

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106: I’m Dating My Own Body Feat. Jill Allen

Jill Allen Radiant Vibes- I don't usually listen back to my podcast but this time I did, and we had a bit of a slow start so hang in I promise it becomes a wild train of discovery. Sometimes everything we need to know is sitting inside us... but for me being quiet and...

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  An Honestly Lisa confession... I had a sex dream about Ron Howard. Yeah, that guy. Not that I ever thought about Ron Howard in that way... Ever! But holy moly was it hot! He was a beautiful lover! And the whole thing was super dreamy, candlelight and he kept...

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115: Dystopian Lisa Orkin’s Love Bites

115: Dystopian Lisa Orkin’s Love Bites

Planning for the worst How to leave a love note on iTunes for my Podcast. From your computer: 1. Open the iTunes software on your desktop. (Not the web version.) 2. In the search bar (upper right-hand corner), type in “Honestly Lisa”. 3. Click on our album cover that...

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115: Get off Facebook! Lisa Orkin’s Love Bites

115: Get off Facebook! Lisa Orkin’s Love Bites

I'm just trying to understand why they voted for Trump. You have been listening to a Love Bite! Love Bite's are based on real conversations from my LOVE LIFE. The man in this episode and actually every Love Bite is played by the one and only Robbie Rist. We've made...

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Don’t ever ask someone if they’re pregnant unless you see a leg hanging out between their legs.

My nail lady looked in my eyes when she massaged my hands today. It felt so intimate I started to giggle.

When I was eighteen, I got a tattoo of Janis Joplin on my hip. When I got pregnant, Janis grew and grew and grew, then snapped back. Now she looks like a sad Woody Allen.

I have to work so hard not to fart when I sneeze.

Is it wrong when I see a nice guy my age and wonder how healthy his wife is?

I wonder if my cat likes me, or is that a reflection of how I feel about myself?

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