Have you sent your poop through the mail?

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I have not a had a physical years, although I have been to the doctors quite a bit.

  • 1 mammogram

  • 1 ultra sound on my ovaries

  • 1 ultra sound on my left breast

  • I gave 3 vials of blood to my gyno for assorted tests of her choosing.

  • I gave 4 vials of blood to my Onkie for assorted tests of her choosing.

  • I grateful gave them both urine samples in that silly little cup my my name and birthday on it and set on a shelf in a whole in the wall.

  • 2 teeth cleaning

  • Every other year I see my eye doctor and he sees me and insists on touching my eye!

  • 10 visits to my acupuncturist give or take.

  • I see my ENT guy once a year in the spring.

  • A visit my therapist once a week.

Now I need to to add a colonoscopies und to send a postage paid “SAMPLE” through the mail.

My health is a full time job and I’m healthy!

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  1. Bailey Mason
    Bailey Mason on October 2, 2014 at 7:12 pm

    Hi Lisa! I sent you a friend request. I know you from forever ago doing standup! Loved that video. I am anally obsessed but you are very brave. I’m not do poop scooping except for my cat and not doing tests where they’re looking for trouble. Too terrifying. I’d have to eat nonstop chocolate for a week to contain the fear. hahahaha. xoxoxo

  2. admin
    admin on October 3, 2014 at 2:46 am

    Hi Baily! I remember you! Thank you for the friend request… I accepted.