In order to be honest with you I need to be honest with me…

1. No amount of ebooks in the world will fix my defunct relationship.

2. Ambein makes me loony.

3. Facebook makes me feel like a loser.

4. I wish I was a little more like Tammy Faye Baker than Woody Allen.

5. Zappos is a beautiful thing.

6. I’m a shitty speller.

7. I’m a single empty nester with an old pussy… who hates me.

8. God bless Tammy Faye Baker.