In order to be honest with you I need to be honest with me…
1. No amount of ebooks in the world will fix my defunct relationship.
2. Ambein makes me loony.
3. Facebook makes me feel like a loser.
4. I wish I was a little more like Tammy Faye Baker than Woody Allen.
5. Zappos is a beautiful thing.
6. I’m a shitty speller.
7. I’m a single empty nester with an old pussy… who hates me.
8. God bless Tammy Faye Baker.