Doctor it Hurts When I Do This…

Doctor it Hurts When I Do This…

When it comes to pain I always think of Henny Youngman,   • A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn’t pay his bill, so he gave him another six months. • My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said, “Cough!” • The Doctor called...
Cheap joke! Don’t Ever Ask The Age Of My Pussy!

Cheap joke! Don’t Ever Ask The Age Of My Pussy!

                  I am sitting in the waiting room at the vet, a women holding a tiny dog with a Flock Of Seagulls hairdo looks at me and says… Women: How old is your cat? Me:          87 Women: In cat years? Me:    ...