When it comes to pain I always think of Henny Youngman, • A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn’t pay his bill, so he gave him another six months. • My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said, “Cough!” • The Doctor called...
I am sitting in the waiting room at the vet, a women holding a tiny dog with a Flock Of Seagulls hairdo looks at me and says… Women: How old is your cat? Me: 87 Women: In cat years? Me: ...
