Breast Cancer and a David Cassidy Tattoo

Breast Cancer and a David Cassidy Tattoo

Getting naked with someone new is always a weird experience. Weird. I have very lopsided boobs from a lumpectomy and radiation and a giant beautiful jagged 3-inch scar right in my cleavage. I also have a 30-year-old smeared tattoo of Janis Joplin on my hip that now...
Give Your Lady A Killer Massage

Give Your Lady A Killer Massage

“Overdone lipstick is a deterrent to men. It rubs off easily onto their skin and the edges of their shirts, so it discourages them from kissing, touching, and coming closer to you, which is what they really want to do!” Helen...
Have you sent your poop through the mail?

Have you sent your poop through the mail?

I have not a had a physical years, although I have been to the doctors quite a bit. 1 mammogram 1 ultra sound on my ovaries 1 ultra sound on my left breast I gave 3 vials of blood to my gyno for assorted tests of her choosing. I gave 4 vials of blood to my Onkie for...
I’m Naked! Judge me!

I’m Naked! Judge me!

There is always a story to getting naked with someone new… “Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.” Yogi Berra [soundcloud url=”https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/144072853″...