Sleeping Men: The Do’s and Don’t’s

Sleeping Men: The Do’s and Don’t’s

I know I should let a sleeping man lie. I sometimes hold all my feelings in and wait till my guy is in SleepLANDia and then I blurt out everything I have held inside for the last 10,000 days. Whatever. I never have tantrums. If anything makes me mad, I’m silent....
What do you sound like in the throes?

What do you sound like in the throes?

I believe sex sounds are weird and beautiful, much like a Narwhal, the unicorn of the sea. A Narwals horn is actually a tooth… but I’m guessing you already knew that. Robbie Rist should get an Oscar for this performance  ...
My Biggest Fear About Living Alone

My Biggest Fear About Living Alone

Every once in a while I am standing at the sink eating and something goes down funny… and all my fears of being on my own overwhelm me. I do believe for me the perfect relationship would be living down the the street from my guy. Things I like about living...

How To Drive Your Man Mad In Bed

We must cultivate our own garden. When man was put in the garden of Eden he was put there so that he should work, which proves that man was not born to rest. Voltaire [soundcloud url=”https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/146489782″...